10 Insanely Cute Wedding Ideas You Will Want to Steal*

Seriously. They're insanely cute. Once you see these, you will lose your damn mind. You'll be left drooling and babbling, or just straight-up screaming as your grip on reality slips away and your cracked mind becomes saturated with these crazy-adorable ideas. You'll be locked up. Your loved ones will come to visit you, but the doctors will shake their heads and say, "I'm sorry. There's no hope." So they'll leave you there in that white room with padded walls, chanting "mason jars" over and over. And over. Forever.

That's how cute these ideas are.

You've been warned.


1.  What's that? You want a Lorax-themed wedding? Look no further!

How cute are these?!

2.   No need to set the table when you have these adorable little guys. They're handy for swiping the passed hors d'oeuvres and perfect for everyone's favorite icebreaker, Stab-Face!

For when you don't want to get your fingers messy,
but you're okay looking like a damn fool.

3.   Nothing is cuter than the American flag, guys. That's a FACT. IT'S INSANELY CUTE. Now wrap it around yourself. Go ahead. Wed this great country. Do your thing, girl. You're an American princess.

4.   Imagine walking up the aisle in these insanely cute shoes. They have it all: glitter, floral print, a bow on the front, and a newlywed couple being crushed under the heel of the bride at every step. Watch out for Bridezilla, amirite?

Uh-oh! Looks like the pressure's getting to them! 

5.   WHOA. This one is almost too crazy-cute. CUPCAKES on her WEDDING DRESS? AND A FANCY UMBRELLA?! No way. Nuh-uh. It's too cute.

And delicious!

6.   Make sure you get some cheeky pictures of yourself taking an old-timey pee break. Your grandchildren will look back at it one day and be overcome by the cuteness.

"Occupied."

7.   Nobody knows cute like this bride. She designed all the dresses and had them sewn entirely out of turkey feathers. And we all know that the turkey is nature's cutest bird!

8.   Relive the day your man won you by dragging you back to his man cave where you were tied to a chair and made to watch football until you screamed for mercy, but he just turned his head slowly toward you with that maniacal grin and whispered, "Touchdown."

Ha, ha! Girls don't like sports! Ah, so cute.

9.   But the grooms aren't the only ones out to catch a spouse! This one we call "How I Bagged Your Father."

ADORBZ.

10.   Because every little girl dreams about walking down the aisle dressed as a cute, giant tampon.

The cutest.

*But don't, or I'll find you and cut you. Also that's a real subject for an email I received today.


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